"I'm on Xalian 4 anyway, after some cheap fracray discs I heard about, and last I know Slow was looking for something to sleep in...We is busy, man!
-Zenspore
Welcome to JPG, and your consistently absent hosts Zenspore (who doesn't technically reside on this planet but pops over from time to time) and Slowpoke who lives in a bucket.
You could get help with any gaming, warp core or cyber-travel issues, if you knew how to initiate transneuro hyperblinks.
Which you probably don't, being earthlings.
 

Zenspore's Top Online Games

Game Rating Zenspore Says Link
Real Estate Tycoon "It's a good game of speed and skill" play game
Line Rider "A good game where you can make a path for a tobogganist to flow down" play game
Dirt Bike 4 "A game of skill and control and all out arrow keys" play game

Bot Arena 2

 "A game of bot building strategy" play game
Warfare 1917 “A game of two halves, as you earthlings says it. A game of trench warfare and timing and choice” play game
Dogfight - The Great War “It’s all in the earthling name” play game
Smiley's War "Just heads and guns, and a whole lot of destruction. Blow the smile off the other guy's face before you find an extra hole in your own". play game
Swords and Sandals III "Solo Ultratus hurls you into the greatest gladiator tournament on the planet. Forget all you thought you knew about Swords & Sandals and prepare yourself for the quest of a thousand lifetimes! Powerful new Arena Champions await you." play game